Gemma you're the best because: You had fantastic dreads and were proud of it You had lovely red Hunter wellies and were brighter for it You loved poo picking and the horses were grateful for it You were a great taxi for picking naughty children up from their after schools detentions and you were great at it You were a natural at sharing chocolate and wine over a DVD and you were loved for it You rescued Dogey Dodge and you were a softy for it You loved to ride Fred but was stiff from it You were great company on the darkest of days and you will never be forgotten for it You set the standard for the best english breakfasts and Sundays will never be the same because of it You brightened up our lives and you will be sourly missed for it